We’ve resurrected Geoff Waterhouse from last Christmas. No, don’t worry he’s alive and well, still doing his best to stop Cumbria taking itself too seriously; we’ve just recycled his superb crimble illustration, the Ho Ho HoKart.
So, just like last last year, post your caption in the comments below, and we’ll send a dozen GoKart balls to the one that tickles us the most. Entries close at the end of the month. If you need some inspiration, have a look at the comments on last years’ competition (click here).
Hey! You with the red nose – Putt a move on! Looks like it might rain dear.
“GET IN THE HOLE”
Ho, ho, ho, I’ve holed that chimney in one!
The snowman is saying,”I can smell carrots!”
Sorry, the old jokes are the best – and I couldn’t think of a caption.
Santa says “If it gets any colder my elf will deteriorate”.
Santa Saying-“Good news snowman,the David Leadbetter DVD on how to improve your putting I promised in 2009 is finally here.”
For god’s sake,you have the bloody shovel,all you had to do was make the hole bigger!!
Ok Tiger, I know you need the practice but Westward’s gonna be number one for a while yet!
Mmm 3 snowballs
Rudolf to Santa.
“hey santa, are your balls as cold as my feet!”
Santa to Rudolf.
” His problem is he’s got no elf esteem”
The sleigh was a lot slower this year – Santa began to regret eating all those venison burgers
Playing golf in the Arctic is OK, but perhaps you’d be kind enough to replace the North Pole when you’ve finished
Elf to Santa
‘ He’s going for a birdie – thers a penguin in there ! ! ‘
Rudolph:
“I’m freezing !
I do hope he sinks this one …
4 re-takes just for one simple photo is ridiculous”