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Your Name:: Top Cat
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How you found us:: Other
If Other, please Specify:: My friend Joyce has one and raves about it
Your Message:: I could not take it any more…Joyce wore me
down….”get a gokart… get a gokart. It will half your handicap, it
folds down into a tupperware box, it will make all your dreams come
true”…all rather hard to believe. But now that I have visited your
website I love the product, and I love your sense of humour. Even if I
don’t improve my game I feel I have made a new friend…someone I can
call and talk to about my round…thank you for promising such excellent
service. Thanks for having such a straightforward, no nonsense
website… I have a good feeling about this relationship. I think we
are going to go the distance. I will have a farewell game with my
p**ak***y trolley tomorrow and look forward to welcoming my little
red devil gokart.
Best Regards
TC
PS Don’t publish my name as I have creditors chasing me…
Is that the lady called Joyce I’m in love with?
I am glad top cat has bought the go kart however if she beats me on Saturday , it will be coming straight back to you in pieces!!! PS dear geoff always available for a round!!!
For Joyce – in case she never read it
I’m in love with a lady called Joyce
Who happens to drive a Rolls Royce,
But it’s her full set of Ping
That makes my heart sing.
A rich golfing widow’s my choice.
Obviously not the same Joyce – but I’m always available too. Pity I live in the fall North.
I am sorry to tell you this sad story, Topcat was out today playing and she went on and on and on – and on about her great new Gokart, she posted a 67 which will bring her handicap down, then for out of nowhere a chainsaw attacked her new Gokart and broke it in to little pieces ( who said I was a bad loser)
What can I say … my stunning red GoKart (Luther) arrived within 48 hours of ordering. I could not wait for Sat to arrive. Joyce and I lined up our two GoKarts at the 1st tee and set off down the course. While Joyce’s game collapsed I started to build an impressive score. Luther handled the course magnificently, turning on a sixpence, racing up hills, and coming to an abrupt halt on command. My confidence grew and I stacked up par after par….finishing with a net 67. I SAID FINISHING WITH A NET 67. I won the competition, cut my handicap and consoled Joyce with drinks at the bar. Bring it on next Sat.
Got my Go Kart last week and initial impressions are i have made a good choice .
Easy to assemble easy to operate looks the real deal . Didnt realise what a pain my old trolley had become always having to steer it as it had a mind of its own speed control was always dodgy .
Feel more relaxed when i get to play my shot now if you are looking for a really good buy get a GoKART.
Hellfire, it’s becoming a veritable dating site is this…………..
Don’t tha bother wi’ old Geoff, Joyce pet.
Where’s me details………….ah yes.
BigHitter seeks partner for convenient lay-up and attention to short game and swing.
If that don’t get ’em, ma name ain’t Cheerful old Monty!
Now then, where’s me Baffy?
Tara fer now.
My non-affair with dear Joyce may well have failed at the first tee – but never due to the lack of romance amply displayed by my rather brash rival. 300 miles and several years may play its part in this sad story. Geoff and Joyce may still yet play around . . oops . . a round, despite cruel attempts to come between us.
Read all the reviews before deciding to buy the trolley and bag.My experience so far,the reviews are all bang on. Great looking trolley with a powerful battery ,the motor is quiet can’t understand why some people were mentioning it as being a little noisy .The bag is well designed and roomy,I got the brolley holder aswell, just waiting for the brolley, All this arrived the day after the order was made online. on my forth outing I managed to break the card holder cover (totally my fault). I emailed Go Kart , a replacement was with me the next day no questions asked.
Had a go kart for my birthday bought a s a surprise. Wow how good is it so easy to put together and easy to control and bag looks good as well.great offer Thank You Ruby