“Gave my wife the green kart for Christmas & had to use it the other day as I had a sore back. Machine worked perfectly. However, on the first I started to hum tom jones’s green green grass of home. Much to the annoyance of the other members of our four ball I just couldn’t stop. By the end of the round I was still going. Showered, enjoying convivial sherry even Giles the steward was getting annoyed. Coincidently Dr Walker was in & Peter told him that I couldn’t stop humming green green grass of home. He said that I probably had Tom Jones syndrome. Being something of a hypochondriac I asked of it was serious and rare. Instantly he replied “Its not unusual”
Back better & wife ain’t getting the kart back even though it’s green.
Cheers, Arthur
PS – I hate Tom Jones”
Thank you Arthur, although we love Tom Jones, especially his tan and his hips (oooh! Madam, put those back on).
