“Dear Go Kart,
I was blessed enough to receive one of your splendid golfing chariots for my birthday!
It has been a revelation!
I particularly liked the style of the commandments you sent with it; they were a joy to
read.
What I like most about my go kart is the fact that it is as light as an angel’s wings, and
moves just as silently.
As I tread amongst pastures green, it gets many admiring glances and attracts much
interest. It is a miracle of modern technology!
Bless you for your efforts for the golfing fraternity,
Yours sincerely,
Rev Ivan W”
Church of Scotland
Strathpeffer