Earthquake – whose fault was it?

We have a conspiracy theory. If you join a line between particularly good golf courses and the places where the Earthquake hit, you’ll find that it was golf induced.

Just think about it. Near us, Deal was affected (Royal St.Georges, Cinque Ports, Princes…) Licolnshire (Woodhall Spa, Torksey) Up as far as Aberdeen (Blairgowrie, Cruden Bay – too many good ones to mention!!!), Wales (Porthcawl, St.Davids).

Draw a line between the affected sites and you’ll find that the energetic cause (in our humble opinion) was the slow and painful wait for the season to start. The resulting frustration simply manifested itself into a cosmic shift.

We would advise carpet putting, club polishing and trolley buying to fend off future rumblings.

2 responses to “Earthquake – whose fault was it?

  1. Come and live in Portugal and you don’t have to wait for the season to start. Do you have an agent in Portugal? If not, let me know, there is a lot of potential here.

  2. I live and play golf in Lincolnshire some 50miles from the 5.3 earthquake epicentre. My GoKart survived intact and ready to go the next morning. I’m pretty sure our bunkers are now bigger cos I found four of them easily.

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