GoKart caption competition result

Jan 14 2010

Well, Ho Ho Ho; there were some rather witty entries to the ‘Jane Colby Caption Competition’. Geoff Waterhouse’s cartoon drew plenty of excellent captions, but to win a dozen of the mystical GoKart Titleists, the winner had to be good, so we enlisted the artist himself as the judge.

HO HO HO KART

Shortlisted in no particular order were Messrs Corbett, Jones and Birnie. But Geoff decided the winner was Robin Corbett with “His Winter game’s not bad, but he can’t seem to hold it together in the summer!”. A dozen balls are on their way. Robin, you can expect at least three holes in one with these babies or your money back.

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Coming soon – Yoga for Golfers

Jan 12 2010

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! (that’s yogik you know) We’re hellbent on making you bendy, fit and MUCH BETTER GOLFERS.

Yoga for Golf – a series of 10 free online lessons presented by our own GoKartYogaGuru Carol Jackson, who is quite obviously bendy, very fit and a keen golfer herself. (more…)

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The latest pearls of wisdom from Martin Vousden

Jan 10 2010

Thought for the Day
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco

A sad case
If you are anything like me – and I hope for your sake that you are not – you will, by now, be developing the twitchy-fingered, restless fidgetiness that is indicative of the golfer who cannot golf. In most of the UK snow has been laying for at least a fortnight, which means that we can’t even hit balls at the range, and in my experience the two to three week mark is when the symptoms of NoGoSy (No Golf Syndrome) Extremis set in. (more…)

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About the only way you’ll get any golf action today…

Jan 08 2010

Courtesy once more of Mr. Waterhouse.  Snowed in like the rest of us, introducing the SnoKart…

SnowKart

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How to play the GoKart puzzle

Dec 30 2009

A quick tutorial to give you an idea of how it all works, where the hints are and how to move from level to level.  Easy peasy.

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Use your head and win a GoKart

Dec 25 2009

A quick line to let you know the GoKart Christmas Puzzle is now live. You’ll love it, but you’ll hate us as it’ll drive you nuts. A fiendish puzzle that starts easy and before long will have you more addicted than chocolate dipped golf lessons from Leadbetter. Don’t worry, there’s help at hand if you get stuck (we’re cruel but not totally sadistic).

Apart from being a bit of a diversion from the usual telly, you can amaze Auntie Mabel with your powers of deduction, lateral thinking and knowledge of Cliff Richards trivia. And don’t forget to pass it on to your mates.

IF you get to the end (that’s a challenge btw), you stand a very good chance of winning a GoKart (or the equivalent in goodies).
And it’s all laced with a very ample sprinkling of festive cheer from the team here at GoKart. Thanks for making 2009 such a brilliant year.

Sandy, Chris and all at GoKart

The Amazing 2009 GoKart Christmas Puzzle
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The Brand New GoKart Automatic

A revolutionary new handle