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Hatchet Harry? Come through

Aug 26 2010

We met up with a GoKart owner recently who you may recognise. P H Moriarty, he played Hatchet Harry in Guy Richie’s classic gangster movie ‘Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’. And was as nice as pie. Absolutely didn’t threaten to beat us to a pulp at all. And if he did, would we tell?

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An ode to Goose Poo.

Aug 26 2010

Officially announcing the winner of our highly acclaimed and prestigious GoKart Limerick Competition.

Thank you to everyone who entered, the committee had a tough job deciding, but eventually plumped for Dave Marriage’s graphic description of the fairways at his local. Dave will receive the original drawing in celebration of his literary genius.

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USPGA brings us two winners (apart from Kaymer)

Aug 26 2010

The last major of the year brought two GoKart winners – Carsten O. from Germany (neat result!) who predicted Kaymer’s score perfectly, and in a play off for the second GoKart, Stephen L from Whitley Bay, narrowly beating Steve Tusz and Ged Coffey.

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Win a GoKart in the final major of 2010.

Aug 08 2010

Where did the Season go? Here we are at the last major. Not to worry, we have ages to go before the weather gets grotty and the evenings too short.

So, you know the form, predict the winner of the 2010 USPGA and, for a tie breaker, the winning score. We’ll give GoKarts to the first two correct entries out of the hat after play finishes on Sunday (there’s a rollover from the British when nobody guessed the winner, hence the extra prize!). (more…)

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GoKart is politically unbiased

Aug 06 2010

Just received two orders today for GoKart electric trolleys a few minutes apart; one from Gordon Brown and the other from David Cameron. What were the chances of that happening!

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A Kartful of limericks – to inspire you!

Jul 31 2010

Our limerick competition finishes at the end of the month…here’s a few more from the prolific GoKartoonist Laureate, soon to be retitled Limerickitist Laureate. To inspire you for your own creations in the competition here

A rather strange lady from Chester
Claimed her GoKart had possessed her
Her friend even said
It was banned from her bed
Because it had tried to molest her

An Indian golfer named Gandhi
With a wedge was remarkably handy
He could chip the ball in
With incredible spin
But struggled in areas sandy (more…)

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