GoKart caption competition result

Jan 14 2010 Posted in Euro, Geoff Waterhouse, GoKart News by GoKart

Well, Ho Ho Ho; there were some rather witty entries to the ‘Jane Colby Caption Competition’. Geoff Waterhouse’s cartoon drew plenty of excellent captions, but to win a dozen of the mystical GoKart Titleists, the winner had to be good, so we enlisted the artist himself as the judge.

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Shortlisted in no particular order were Messrs Corbett, Jones and Birnie. But Geoff decided the winner was Robin Corbett with “His Winter game’s not bad, but he can’t seem to hold it together in the summer!”. A dozen balls are on their way. Robin, you can expect at least three holes in one with these babies or your money back.

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