By popular request (well, Jane requested it, and we’re sure she’s popular), please post your captions below for Geoff Waterhouse’s wonderful Ho Ho HoKart illustration. Dozen Titleists to the best. Entries close at the end of the month. We’ll work out how to decide the winner later. Seat of the pants stuff, this.
“Flipping Elf a hole in one!
Snow ball ——Snow hole
snow ball wont go into snow hole
Are those the new ‘sledgehog’s’ you’ve got on your Gokart Santa?
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, JUST BECAUSE YOU ONLY PLAY ONCE A YEAR YOU STILL NEED HEDGEHOG WHEELS ON YOUR GOKART!!!!
Hey reindeer ! what do you think of a few go faster stripes just to give the illusion of speed!!!
Hey Santa, i’m a little concerned about about the tree, no copy cats on this ride!!!
Hey Snowy what do you think of the new improved GOKARTOBOGGAN?
…. that ball’s gonna pull up … just like Santa !
It’s in the NOEL: !
LAST PUTT THEN I’M GOING GNOME
It was that reindeer bell ring ing that put me off my putt.
You must keep your carrot still
His Winter game’s not bad, but he can’t seem to hold it together in the summer when it really counts!
Holy moley that’s s’now hole in one!!
Could I have one with space for my Clubs as well.
“I think the guy in the red suit wants to sleigh thru”
“If he shouts bloody HO! one more time, I’m going to stick that tree right up his north pole”
You get a lot of add-ons with the GoKart Christmas-edition battery!
I’m just off down the range! If any kids ask after me..tell them Rudolph had to go back for his rein coat
“After a few whiskeys at the nineteenth hole a very jovial Colin Montgomerie decided to go and checkout his Ryder Cup hopefuls.”
“This is snow joke Rudolph, you hire an elf for one day of the year and all you get is ‘All Play- No Work’ “.
Lapland Open Newsflash:-
snowman distracted when putting by pole dancing elf!
Rudolph thinking-“It must be Tiger Woods under that snow cos everyone keeps shouting looks like he`s got another Birdie.”
Snow play always holds the course up!!
Ssshhh Santa, the Gokart motor is smooth and quiet but your sleigh bells aint!
Santa had had air-bags fitted to his sleigh, as he was always mindful of Elf and Safety
“Another 3-putt from ‘Snowey’, I keep telling him he should warm up before he starts a round”.
Never mind the competition for those creative folks – What about the quiz for those with a thirst for knowledge? I didn’t find last year’s until I was back at work in the New Year and it all seemed a bit untrendy answering Christmas quaestions.
David (the late quizist)
‘Frozen balls Snowy?’ ‘Yes, but I can still put!’