Special delivery instructions

Apr 30

“Could I please have it delivered by a statuesque young maiden.”
Alan C, Falkirk

“Try and leave with neighbour if possible if no one Home. Some more free tees would be appreciated.”
Malcolm H, Bedlington

“Please enclose tip on how to get some height on my drives. Cheers”
Steve M, Washington

“Knock loud. Wife’s deaf as post”
Paul B, Blackpool

I am a fat old drunk. Mornings tend to be a bit iffy. Delivery in the afternoon would be much appreciated.
William B, London

Delivered on a velvet pillow please. A chauffeur for the cart would be a plus.
Chris B, Glasgow

This is my brothers address and he has a dog that makes a lot of noise but is no harm to anyone.
Brian H, Durham

Knock loudly. Teenager with headphones
Michael B, Barnoldswick

5 Responses to “Special delivery instructions”

  1. admin Says:

    If there’s one working for Parcelforce in Falkirk, yes.

  2. John Kirkland Says:

    How long to deliver?
    What is included ?
    Is a battery charger supplied?

    Regards John Kirkland

  3. qweqw Says:

    adffadsfsdaf

  4. admin Says:

    We couldn’t agree more. Is it Friday?

  5. GoKart Says:

    We recommend placing the ball slightly further forward in your stance to get more more height on your drives. But we’ll take no responsibilty for the results unless you ensure a good weight transfer thru the ball (don’t blame us if you sky it).

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