Idea for new product

Jun 17 2010

How about a celebrity endorsed Vuvuzela for use at this year’s Ryder Cup? The Fuzzy ZoellerVuzela might catch on. Or if space were a bit tight the FaldoFolding Vuvuzela would be the one to go for.

With thanks to Paul Gorton for this inspired idea. We can’t see any problem with it (as long as they not used on the European player’s backswings of course).

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Golf joke

Jun 12 2010

With thanks to Lynne Davies…

An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,’ how do you stay in such great physical condition?’

I’m Italian and I am a golfer,’ says the old guy, ‘and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.’

‘Well’ says the doctor, ‘I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?’

‘Who said my Father’s dead?’ (more…)

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Bet you’ll want to have a go at this…

Jun 11 2010

The US Open. No, we’re not suggesting you try and sneak on the tee at Pebble Beach next Thursday (has there been an American Maurice Flitcroft?). This is your chance to win a GoKart electric golf trolley, or the equivalent in GoKart goodies, and entering couldn’t be easier.

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Coming soon to a screen near you…

Jun 05 2010

The US Open at Pebble Beach (starts Thursday 17th June). And along with it our US Open comp to win a GoKart by predicting the winner and, if you’re very clever, the winning score.  We’ll give you a list of players and some statistics to get your teeth into next week to ease the process, so watch this space.

And for the moment, a little bit of golf scenery titillation to get you salivating;

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Trumpton news from Martin Vousden

Jun 02 2010

This week’s news from Martin. In the presence of his Trumpness no less.

Thought for the Day
If you’re going to have a lucky number, don’t make it 2,375 because that rarely comes up when you’re gambling

In the presence of greatness
I was summoned – it really is the only applicable word – last week, along with a bunch of other journalists, to the Menie Estate in Aberdeenshire, where we were granted the privilege of interviewing Donald J Trump, or The Trumpster as I prefer to think of him.
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Harry Vardon said…

Jun 01 2010

“Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.”

“A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.”

“If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.”

“Never concede the putt that beats you.”

“Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaler.” (more…)

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