Republic of Ireland
An ode to Goose Poo.
Aug 26 2010 Posted in Geoff Waterhouse, GoKart News by GoKartOfficially announcing the winner of our highly acclaimed and prestigious GoKart Limerick Competition.
Thank you to everyone who entered, the committee had a tough job deciding, but eventually plumped for Dave Marriage’s graphic description of the fairways at his local. Dave will receive the original drawing in celebration of his literary genius.
USPGA brings us two winners (apart from Kaymer)
Aug 26 2010 Posted in GoKart News, Golf News by GoKartThe last major of the year brought two GoKart winners – Carsten O. from Germany (neat result!) who predicted Kaymer’s score perfectly, and in a play off for the second GoKart, Stephen L from Whitley Bay, narrowly beating Steve Tusz and Ged Coffey.
Joyce might be about to breed.
Aug 15 2010 Posted in Customer comment by GoKartA message just in from the website contact form. We love her to bits already.
Your Name:: Top Cat
Your Address::
Your Telephone::
Your Email::
How you found us:: Other
If Other, please Specify:: My friend Joyce has one and raves about it
Your Message:: I could not take it any more…Joyce wore me
down….”get a gokart… get a gokart. It will half your handicap, it
folds down into a tupperware box, it will make all your dreams come
true”…all rather hard to believe. But now that I have visited your
website I love the product, and I love your sense of humour. Even if I
don’t improve my game I feel I have made a new friend…someone I can
call and talk to about my round…thank you for promising such excellent
service. Thanks for having such a straightforward, no nonsense
website… I have a good feeling about this relationship. I think we
are going to go the distance. I will have a farewell game with my
p**ak***y trolley tomorrow and look forward to welcoming my little
red devil gokart.
Best Regards
TC
PS Don’t publish my name as I have creditors chasing me…
The truth is out there…
Aug 14 2010 Posted in Golf News by GoKartWe know this isn’t strictly about golf (although the rough at our track is ripe for the odd alien fiddle), we thought you might still be interested in the definitive explanation for all those funny shaped flattened bits in your local corn field…
Martin V. being q. nice about Tiger. Really.
Aug 13 2010 Posted in Golf News, Martin Vousden by GoKartThought for the Day
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
Going Low 1
Unless you’re the sort of person who slows down to look at the scene of an accident in the hope of seeing a bit of blood, or still enjoy pulling the wings off butterflies, you will take no pleasure at the sight of Tiger Woods hacking it round like a high-handicapper, and being unable to find a fairway with GPS a compass and several guide dogs. Whenever great champions go into decline, no matter where they fit into your own list of personal favourites, it should arouse sympathy and I find myself averting my eyes, so as not to share the anguish a moment longer than necessary. The problems faced by Woods are too well-known to be regurgitated here but whatever your opinion on the circumstances that have led him to this nadir, you would need the heart of a stone, or banker, to not feel just a smidgeon of concern for his plight. He is clearly desperately unhappy and his one place of refuge, the only part of his life where he previously felt not only unassailable but where, perversely, he could exclude all outside influences and get on with what he does best, is now denied him. Being inside the ropes with his caddy was always his sanctuary and now even that, it seems, offers no solace. Let’s face it, his form is such that he couldn’t beat a fat man in a race to the bus stop. (more…)
Still time for a sneaky bet!
Aug 12 2010 Posted in Golf News by GoKartWell they should have teed off by now, in which case we’d be shouting “stop the betting!”, but the start has been delayed by fog. So until the first ball is struck, get on in there and have a go in the USPGA comp here
