The truth is out there…
Aug 14 2010 Posted in Golf News by GoKartWe know this isn’t strictly about golf (although the rough at our track is ripe for the odd alien fiddle), we thought you might still be interested in the definitive explanation for all those funny shaped flattened bits in your local corn field…
Martin V. being q. nice about Tiger. Really.
Aug 13 2010 Posted in Golf News, Martin Vousden by GoKartThought for the Day
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
Going Low 1
Unless you’re the sort of person who slows down to look at the scene of an accident in the hope of seeing a bit of blood, or still enjoy pulling the wings off butterflies, you will take no pleasure at the sight of Tiger Woods hacking it round like a high-handicapper, and being unable to find a fairway with GPS a compass and several guide dogs. Whenever great champions go into decline, no matter where they fit into your own list of personal favourites, it should arouse sympathy and I find myself averting my eyes, so as not to share the anguish a moment longer than necessary. The problems faced by Woods are too well-known to be regurgitated here but whatever your opinion on the circumstances that have led him to this nadir, you would need the heart of a stone, or banker, to not feel just a smidgeon of concern for his plight. He is clearly desperately unhappy and his one place of refuge, the only part of his life where he previously felt not only unassailable but where, perversely, he could exclude all outside influences and get on with what he does best, is now denied him. Being inside the ropes with his caddy was always his sanctuary and now even that, it seems, offers no solace. Let’s face it, his form is such that he couldn’t beat a fat man in a race to the bus stop. (more…)
Still time for a sneaky bet!
Aug 12 2010 Posted in Golf News by GoKartWell they should have teed off by now, in which case we’d be shouting “stop the betting!”, but the start has been delayed by fog. So until the first ball is struck, get on in there and have a go in the USPGA comp here
Win a GoKart in the final major of 2010.
Aug 08 2010 Posted in GoKart News, Golf News by GoKart
Where did the Season go? Here we are at the last major. Not to worry, we have ages to go before the weather gets grotty and the evenings too short.
So, you know the form, predict the winner of the 2010 USPGA and, for a tie breaker, the winning score. We’ll give GoKarts to the first two correct entries out of the hat after play finishes on Sunday (there’s a rollover from the British when nobody guessed the winner, hence the extra prize!). (more…)
Add a comment 553 CommentsGoKart is politically unbiased
Aug 06 2010 Posted in GoKart News by GoKartJust received two orders today for GoKart electric trolleys a few minutes apart; one from Gordon Brown and the other from David Cameron. What were the chances of that happening!
A Kartful of limericks – to inspire you!
Jul 31 2010 Posted in Geoff Waterhouse, GoKart News by GoKartOur limerick competition finishes at the end of the month…here’s a few more from the prolific GoKartoonist Laureate, soon to be retitled Limerickitist Laureate. To inspire you for your own creations in the competition here
A rather strange lady from Chester
Claimed her GoKart had possessed her
Her friend even said
It was banned from her bed
Because it had tried to molest her
An Indian golfer named Gandhi
With a wedge was remarkably handy
He could chip the ball in
With incredible spin
But struggled in areas sandy (more…)
