You’re 17, under par is fairly ordinary

May 05

You’re 17, under par is fairly ordinary, the world is your oyster and you’re at a school that takes golf SERIOUSLY. (more…)

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Special delivery instructions

Apr 30

“Could I please have it delivered by a statuesque young maiden.”
Alan C, Falkirk

“Try and leave with neighbour if possible if no one Home. Some more free tees would be appreciated.”
Malcolm H, Bedlington

“Please enclose tip on how to get some height on my drives. Cheers”
Steve M, Washington

“Knock loud. Wife’s deaf as post”
Paul B, Blackpool

I am a fat old drunk. Mornings tend to be a bit iffy. Delivery in the afternoon would be much appreciated.
William B, London

Delivered on a velvet pillow please. A chauffeur for the cart would be a plus.
Chris B, Glasgow

This is my brothers address and he has a dog that makes a lot of noise but is no harm to anyone.
Brian H, Durham

Knock loudly. Teenager with headphones
Michael B, Barnoldswick

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Life with hedgehogs (not a natural history programme);

Mar 07

Just to explain, hedgehogs are being tested on this trolley, and feedback from the owner may be useful to other GoKartees:

“New wheels arrived - thank you very much - and so did the Hedgehog tyres. (more…)

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Donna telling it like it is.

Mar 05

“Being a woman I must say size doesn’t matter but sense of humour does so I was won over by your very amusing website.”
Donna from the Cotswolds.

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For those pining for the fairways…

Mar 05

“Thanks, can I have it delivered to a work address?  That’s the place you have to be in between rounds of golf.”
Garry from Maidstone.

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Mystery GoKart parts

Mar 03

If you were young(ish) in the early eighties, or are into retro arcade games now, what do the pictures below remind you of? (more…)

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