Ryder Cup boo-boo

Aug 30 2010

Casey should be playing. Total madness; world Number 8 and not in our squad. If we lose by a slim margin we will personally hold Monty to blame for a thoroughly bad decision. And if we win we would have won by a mile with Casey on board. We don’t often get cross about stuff but this is just plain annoying.

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Do we have a fight on our hands, Mr Vousden? Discuss.

Aug 26 2010

Thought of the Day
It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one

A week is a long time…
Supposedly in politics, at least – but the same could also be said of golf. Virtually all season whenever I have thought about the Ryder Cup, and I try not to do that too much until the event is almost upon us, it has been with a quiet, almost smug sense of confidence that Europe is going to bring Samuel Ryder’s small but perfectly formed trophy back where it belongs. We have, after all, 49 of the world’s top-50 players – or so it seems – and Europeans have won seven times on the US Tour this year (including Majors, and Justin Rose’s two victories). It is necessary to remind ourselves, perhaps, that a British or European winner in America, until comparatively recently, was as rare as Monty congratulating an on-course photographer for a job well done. (more…)

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Hatchet Harry? Come through

Aug 26 2010

We met up with a GoKart owner recently who you may recognise. P H Moriarty, he played Hatchet Harry in Guy Richie’s classic gangster movie ‘Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’. And was as nice as pie. Absolutely didn’t threaten to beat us to a pulp at all. And if he did, would we tell?

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An ode to Goose Poo.

Aug 26 2010

Officially announcing the winner of our highly acclaimed and prestigious GoKart Limerick Competition.

Thank you to everyone who entered, the committee had a tough job deciding, but eventually plumped for Dave Marriage’s graphic description of the fairways at his local. Dave will receive the original drawing in celebration of his literary genius.

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USPGA brings us two winners (apart from Kaymer)

Aug 26 2010

The last major of the year brought two GoKart winners – Carsten O. from Germany (neat result!) who predicted Kaymer’s score perfectly, and in a play off for the second GoKart, Stephen L from Whitley Bay, narrowly beating Steve Tusz and Ged Coffey.

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Joyce might be about to breed.

Aug 15 2010

A message just in from the website contact form. We love her to bits already.

Your Name:: Top Cat
Your Address::
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Your Email::
How you found us:: Other
If Other, please Specify:: My friend Joyce has one and raves about it

Your Message:: I could not take it any more…Joyce wore me
down….”get a gokart… get a gokart. It will half your handicap, it
folds down into a tupperware box, it will make all your dreams come
true”…all rather hard to believe. But now that I have visited your
website I love the product, and I love your sense of humour. Even if I
don’t improve my game I feel I have made a new friend…someone I can
call and talk to about my round…thank you for promising such excellent
service. Thanks for having such a straightforward, no nonsense
website… I have a good feeling about this relationship. I think we
are going to go the distance. I will have a farewell game with my
p**ak***y trolley tomorrow and look forward to welcoming my little
red devil gokart.
Best Regards
TC
PS Don’t publish my name as I have creditors chasing me…

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