How to play the GoKart puzzle

Dec 30 2009

A quick tutorial to give you an idea of how it all works, where the hints are and how to move from level to level.  Easy peasy.

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Use your head and win a GoKart

Dec 25 2009

A quick line to let you know the GoKart Christmas Puzzle is now live. You’ll love it, but you’ll hate us as it’ll drive you nuts. A fiendish puzzle that starts easy and before long will have you more addicted than chocolate dipped golf lessons from Leadbetter. Don’t worry, there’s help at hand if you get stuck (we’re cruel but not totally sadistic).

Apart from being a bit of a diversion from the usual telly, you can amaze Auntie Mabel with your powers of deduction, lateral thinking and knowledge of Cliff Richards trivia. And don’t forget to pass it on to your mates.

IF you get to the end (that’s a challenge btw), you stand a very good chance of winning a GoKart (or the equivalent in goodies).
And it’s all laced with a very ample sprinkling of festive cheer from the team here at GoKart. Thanks for making 2009 such a brilliant year.

Sandy, Chris and all at GoKart

The Amazing 2009 GoKart Christmas Puzzle
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A GoKart guide to earning brownie points…

Dec 23 2009

“It has been a month now since I took delivery of my GoKart – fantastic service. I wish I could say that it does everything it says on the tin but unfortunately I CAN’T !! – I “lost” it.

My wife returned from a shopping trip just as I was test driving it around the lounge – she thought she had discovered her surprise Xmas present – there were a rare few moments of silence then, “WOW it’s fantastic, I’ll love you forever” – I’m not sure whether she was speaking to me or “Apollo” (so christened for its space age looks and innovation).
Having gained trillions of brownie points I still find myself carrying my clubs. As Apollo is so simple to set up and put down and stow in the car she who must be obeyed now insists I have one! – everything comes to him that waits.
I hope your breeding programme is up to speed and your “GoStud” is in the mood to sire another ‘Kart’ to replace my lost one.

Merry Xmas & a Prosperous New Year Keep up the good work, love your website.
Ordered replacement today”.

(customer requested to remain anonymous to ensure retention of said brownie points)

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Woods…with no Tiger

Dec 18 2009

How’s about this for a different sort of prezzie -
Every now and then we get sent a nice box of chox, bottle of something, or the odd packet of ginger nuts. But this takes the biscuit.  One happy customer sent us a bit of woodland as a gift.  We’ll grant you it’s not a massive tract of land, but we’re happy.
We’ve calculated that if about another 500,000 GoKart owners (and maybe a few friends and family) do the same, we can have our very own golf course.  (that’s not quite in the spirit of it all – take a look at Buy your Own Woodland for details).
And if we have a picnic, we can all go (you’re invited too), and take it in turns to stand there.
With a big thank you to Mike Morris.woods

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If you haven’t already peeked?

Dec 17 2009

Advent calendar catch up time.  There are 17 calendar days to open, right now. Think of it as fast track festive foreplay.

Advent Calendar – GoKart style!

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There’s something a bit wrong here.

Dec 10 2009

“Got my GoKart this week because I was told it would improve my game.  So far I have only managed to hit the ball 80yds. off the tee. I am finding that the wheels are catching the back of my head as I swing back…… It’s the only problem I have found so far. I spoke to my club Pro’ about it & surprise surprise he has changed my grip……….lovin’ it.”
Iwan J.  Gloucester

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