2008 April | GoKart

Special delivery instructions

Apr 30 Posted in Customer comment by admin

“Could I please have it delivered by a statuesque young maiden.”
Alan C, Falkirk

“Try and leave with neighbour if possible if no one Home. Some more free tees would be appreciated.”
Malcolm H, Bedlington

“Please enclose tip on how to get some height on my drives. Cheers”
Steve M, Washington

“Knock loud. Wife’s deaf as post”
Paul B, Blackpool

I am a fat old drunk. Mornings tend to be a bit iffy. Delivery in the afternoon would be much appreciated.
William B, London

Delivered on a velvet pillow please. A chauffeur for the cart would be a plus.
Chris B, Glasgow

This is my brothers address and he has a dog that makes a lot of noise but is no harm to anyone.
Brian H, Durham

Knock loudly. Teenager with headphones
Michael B, Barnoldswick

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Sick Manager

Apr 27 Posted in YouTube by GoKart

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Blood on the tracks…

Apr 16 Posted in Customer comment by GoKart

“Picture the scene. A mixed doubles “Greensomes” competition. The two lady players standing 30 metres ahead of the men’s tee with their backs to the men, chatting and waiting for the two men to drive off.

20 metres closer to the men’s tee, parked sideways on the buggy path was ‘Lorena’, my trusty GoKart (affectionately named ‘Lorena’ after Ms Ochoa, the lady golfer, who is also small and perfectly formed, just like my GoKart !!)

Parked on the buggy path next to the men’s tee, and pointing towards the girls, and Lorena, was a ‘full on’ motorised golf buggy being used by an elderly gentleman who was the other member of our foursome.

As the two of us (men) were setting up on the tee, there was a sudden strong gust of wind, which revealed the “deliberate mistake” on the part of the elderly gent. He had parked, and left his motorised buggy, without applying the handbrake !! The gust was just sufficient to move the buggy a few inches forward, to the point where the slight downhill gradient on the buggy path, and gravity, took over.

The unmanned golf buggy started to pick up speed down the path, heading for the two lady golfers, (more…)

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Well done T…Trevor?

Apr 14 Posted in GoKart News, Golf News by GoKart

Well none of us were expecting that, were we? Trevor Immelman might have taken the Masters yesterday, but nobody won the GoKart (click here to see how the vote went). Never mind, we’ll be running the same competition for the US Open in June, and we’ll roll it over so there’ll be two GoKarts to play for.